- Life is sexually transmitted.
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
- Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs
- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
- In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Things to Ponder
A list, courtesy of Stephanie P.