Forget the Lemonade

A new twist on an old saying, courtesy of Pearls Before Swine:

I think I like these endings better than the original.

Auto Repair, Redneck Style

A long time ago, I got one of those eternally-forwarded e-mails whose subject was Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say. Along with "I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex." and "I'll have a Heineken." was "Duct tape won't fix that."

Here's an example:


P.S. Sometimes I love having a cell-phone camera.


[Listening to: "Coin-Operated Boy" by The Dresden Dolls]

Multitasking

For you hunters out there: Seasonshot.

Kill your game and season it at the same time. Now THAT'S multitasking. I had no idea that there was a market for such a thing, but there you go.

If Dick Cheney had only had it during his unfortunate quail-hunting trip last year. He could have literally peppered his hunting buddy.



[Listening to: "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan]

The Best Campaign T-Shirt Ever

Okay, so I would never vote for him, because he's a world-class dick. But at least his slogan is true.


[Listening to: "Lust" by Tori Amos]